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The two first names: Darrien and Darren are too similar.

It will be too difficult for them to keep track of who they are pi$$ed at.

You'd have demonstrators working from notes and cue cards...Rev Al can't even work with a teleprompter...Rev Jesse would turn it into a mispronunciation nightmare.

[ConservativeStatement]

Remember Contessa Brewer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWrsRhHLjdM

It’s the script’s fault!