America can only buy so many plastic fake dog turds before everyone has enough to last a lifetime.
I don’t have nearly enough of those, do you think I can get a real deal on ten or twenty thousand more now? I also need about five hundred of the “Big Mouth Billy Bass” singing fish plaques, I want to cover the entire walls of a 17 x 28 foot room with them. I am known for my exquisite taste in decor. The only thing I refuse to put on the walls of my dwelling are pictures of Democrats, just too disgusting.