“You slump-shouldered sack of nuts!
We’d look like a bunch of johnny-come-latelys
bringin’ out our own midget.
Don’t matter how stumpy!”
Pappy O"Daniel: "I'll reform you, you soft-headed son of a b***h. How we gonna run reform when we're the damn incumbent? Is that the best idea you boys can come up with? Reform?! Weepin' Jesus on the cross. That's it! You may as well start drafting my concession speach right now."