Sen. Mark Udall: "Mr. Brennan, have you been spying on the Senate?"
Brennan: "I'm not sure. (whips out a cell phone) Hey, Mike. Go release Udall's porn-site visit records to the New York Times. Oh, and let's make sure his dog is poisoned."
Sen. Mark Udall: "WHAT???!?"
Brennan: "Keep it up, pal, your daughter will be 'tragically raped'. Just sayin'. Oh, and by the way, screw you."
But as long as he swears that everything is on the up-and-up his word is “best evidence”, and no other evidence can overcome the word of a known liar.
Or so I hear.