Dear Lord...we are grateful that nobody - including our guest - in this room has ever paid a nickel in taxes but that the federal government still lavishes us with all modern conveniences despite our illegal presence in a foreign land. We give thanks that our biggest problem is obesity due to sloth and overeating as opposed to our starving brothers and sisters back home.
We also praise you for allowing the US education system to be so dumbed down and politically slanted that allowing national media coverage of our brazen illegal occupation, theft from the public treasury, and harboring of a carrier of a fatal communicable disease will have absolutely no consequences - apart, of course, from having to interact with a charlatan alley cat posing as a clergyman.
Good grief, have y’all seen the pictures of the family? There’s more and more and more of them. Was he the last of the tribe to come to the US?