Chill.
I’m not the one who confused a Senator, an obsolete antique pistol, and a modern pistol still in production.
Try reading glasses.
I finally broke down and bought some ... +2 diopter.
It helps.
A lot.
Eye sight is not the problem, I got 20/20.
Men are just not as good at multi-tasking as women. Now don’t tell my wife I said that.