I like this. Maybe we could make it a contest.
1)He bought a White Castle and is eating himself to death
2)He drank himself to death during a Scotch tasting
3)Dennis Rodman killed him during the Knockout Game
4) He died during sex
To: TangledUpInBlue
2 posted on
10/10/2014 11:32:34 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
To: TangledUpInBlue
He’s in the US helping Obama with the Nov Elections
3 posted on
10/10/2014 11:33:58 AM PDT by
molson209
(Blank)
To: TangledUpInBlue
he’s actually filming a cameo in the next world police movie.
4 posted on
10/10/2014 11:36:26 AM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: TangledUpInBlue
His sister gave him the saw treatment(she reminds me of the young girl protege of Asian female samurai gang leader in “Kill Bill.”)
5 posted on
10/10/2014 11:37:30 AM PDT by
mulder1
("The past is prologue")
To: TangledUpInBlue
Strange for him to miss a photo-op
6 posted on
10/10/2014 11:41:33 AM PDT by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: TangledUpInBlue
They probably threw him in a playpen or something.
To: TangledUpInBlue
**State media attempted to explain his absence by saying Kim was experiencing “discomfort.”**
Being eaten by a pack of starving dogs will do that. So will being the target during artillery practice.
11 posted on
10/10/2014 12:05:14 PM PDT by
Gamecock
(USA, Ret.)
To: TangledUpInBlue
He’s having liposuction of the face?
14 posted on
10/10/2014 12:25:56 PM PDT by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: TangledUpInBlue
In hindsight, the red shirt was a poor choice that morning...
18 posted on
10/10/2014 12:29:28 PM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: TangledUpInBlue
I like the drinking choice LOL!
23 posted on
10/10/2014 12:45:39 PM PDT by
SevenofNine
(We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
To: TangledUpInBlue
25 posted on
10/10/2014 12:46:24 PM PDT by
Brother Cracker
(You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
To: TangledUpInBlue
He attended a luau but found out he was on the menu.
32 posted on
10/10/2014 3:03:48 PM PDT by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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