I keep telling them I’m a lesbian stuck in a man’s body, but they still won’t let me use the women’s shower!
Actually that would be cool. All you would have to do is get a sex change and you could get fast tracked all the way to major no matter how incompetent you were. And the pt tests would be a breeze...
I think that in Houston you’d be OK to go into a women’s restrooms.
If you can get out in one piece is another question.