As a former super, I couldn’t give hoot about what you do in bed as long as you kept your bedroom at home. When your on the job, don’t matter if your a straight or whatever....just do your job and leave everyone out of your sexual life for 8 hours.
And put an optical drive back in the MBPs.
Sorry. I don't get it. A portable computer and you have to lug around a separate optical drive to read DVDs.
Yeah, I know, the 'cloud', thumb drives, etc. but there's plenty of DVD programs out there.