Perhaps if Michelle moves out to California on her own to save that great state, Gwyneth can take up with Barack.
Send them all to North Korea.
I saw Mz Paltrow’s “without makeup” photo in one of those grocery store line magazines articles about how these glamorous actresses, without hairdressers, makeup, etc., well, they pretty much look like the ladies in line with you at the store.
But Winnie was really scary looking.