[Gargantua]

"...ignored their parents' warning and stuck the butter knife into the electrical socket."

First, I applaud your use of the possessive apostrophe after the 'multiple indicating' "s" in "parents," displaying a sensitivity to the correct useage of punctuation. Sadly, it's a lost and dying art.

Second, I'm Laughing My Fat White Straight Conservative A$$ Off! (LMFWSCAO!!!!)

Well (and funnily!) said.

[Texas Eagle]

Second, I'm Laughing My Fat White Straight Conservative A$$ Off!

Yeah, well, I can laugh about it too, now.