[Protect the Bill of Rights]

In Texas, Attorney General Greg Abbott, who is weeks away from becoming governor, said in a statement he is "prepared to immediately challenge President Obama in court, securing our state's sovereignty and guaranteeing the rule of law as it was intended under the Constitution."

I swear I want to move to Texas.

[The Antiyuppie]

“I swear I want to move to Texas.”

My biggest regret in life so far may be that I was not born in Texas*.

*except for Austin, which, technically, is not part of Texas.