"That's just silly, I have it on good authority that the USMC almost has incidents of cannibalism completely under control!"
"That's just silly, I have it on good authority that the USMC almost has incidents of cannibalism completely under control!"
Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs?
Yours etc.
Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.