Or a rickshaw!
I never cared much for the show Seinfeld while it was on. just didn’t do much for me after the first 10 minutes. But I always thought that Michael Richards was a natural clown. Then he had that most unfortunate evening at a night club where he went on an extended N**ger Word tirade. His career careened, and was never the same after that. Some folks can insult you and still be funny. I guess he isn’t one of those people.