I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I’m in the front row and I’m hammered drunk!..............or..............
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I’m here to party........or
Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, in his golden, fleece diapers, with your curled-up, fat, balled-up little fists pawin’ at the air.., lyin’ there in his ghost manger, just lookin’ at his Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ‘bout shapes and colors.
Do you have to be stoned to figure out what you said?