Thanks for “The Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You”. One of the funniest things I’ve seen on F.R.
He is the only man in the country who can run the diabolical BUSH/CHENEY WEATHER CONTROLLER, which sets, as we well know, the rate at which Global Warming is causing the rise of sea levels around the world. Thanks to pressure from Team Obama, the rate has slowed significantly ... but if Dick Cheney gets mad ... who knows?
Of course this would hurt women, children, dark-skinned minorities, and the LGBT community most of all.