A CA man A CA. Man Found 'Hiding' In Another Man's Trunk

keye ^ | Jan. 17, 2015 | unknown

[Hot Tabasco]

A CA man A CA. Man

Can you translate that?

[ifinnegan]

“I’m not saying it’s Aliens, but yeah, it’s Aliens.”

This rime it’s true.

Illegal aliens at that.

[Polynikes]

I always like the epiphany some jerks come to when its explained how the world turns and how their head can look like a canoe if they don't correct their ways

[blackdog]

Some day I’ll discuss my misplaced enthusiasm in Boston’s “Combat Zone”.

[mylife]

☺

[lee martell]

This, unfortunately, is true. People are less likely to be forgiven for a small mistake these days, unless you already know that person very well.

[Alas Babylon!]

I thought that went:

I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know.

See here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfN_gcjGoJo

[G Larry]

Good one....except I think Groucho would have phrased it...:

“I shot a man in THE trunk. How he got in my trunk, I’ll never know...”

[Bon mots]

Great story!
Funny - I love it!
Sounds like something I would have done as a lad...

[Colorado Doug]

My old boss was behind a camper when some guy came stumbling out of it and landed on the pavement. They were going about forty miles an hour at the time. Surprisingly, the guy wasn’t seriously injured.

[C210N]

“I shot a man in THE trunk. How he got in my trunk, I’ll never know...”

Yes, that works! Thanks for wordsmithing. I was trying to make a play on the garment definition of "trunk", initially, knowing full well the original was about an elephant. You know, trunks or brief-shorts, versus pajamas... well, perhaps it was kinda weak now that I think about it.

[Shimmer1]

Don’t go there. LOL