“Climate Action”
1. Let government grab 100% of your income
2. Beg government for scraps to live on
3. No heat or AC for your home
4. Never travel 50 miles beyond your birth town
5. Eat twigs and berries
Exceptions
1. All government workers
2. All celebrities, athletes, and others famous for being famous
3. All politicians
Results
1. Zip
2. Zero
3. Nada
Let’s all sign up.
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