If it has one of those retarded new spouts, I hope he wins 800 million or so, and they have to change the name of the stores to HIS name. I HATE those cans with a passion that’s sinful!
Use a funnel.
The reason for those new spouts are retards like the subject of the article...see my post above.
I ripped the guts out of the spout of my new plastic 5 gallon can. Works fine now.