Woman Turns 40, Marries Herself

Newser ^ | 1/29/15 | Elizabeth Armstrong Moore

[Varsity Flight]

“Hurry, hurry, step right up. Come see the lady who married herself.”

[Slings and Arrows]

The lovely “couple” are registered with Duracell.

[who knows what evil?]

LOL!

[Cecily]

If she wants to marry a man, does she have to divorce herself first?

[Gamecock]

You win.

[FredZarguna]

There is a very coarse suggestion for how she can consummate this ["]marriage.["]

Same sex "marriage" always requires quotation marks.

[windsorknot]

40 year old woman marries herself

following a lengthy courtship.

[fivecatsandadog]

She’s schizophrenic and married her better half?

[muir_redwoods]

I guess I don’t need to know how she spent her wedding night.

[FredZarguna]

Both are in same sex partnerships, so...

[kidd]

I wonder how many people were dumb enough to give her a gift.

LOL!

[Farmer Dean]

Unfortunately she died from breast cancer in 2012.

[FredZarguna]

I guess I don’t need to know how she spent her wedding night.

Probably watched TV.

After 40 years together, I'm guessing at this point in their relationship there aren't many surprises.

[Covenantor]

“Registered with Duracell.”

Now, that’s funny. LOL!

[C210N]

I suppose this is to be considered a same person “marriage”

[dearolddad]

I wonder how many people were dumb enough to give her a gift.

Shouldn't that be: give them a gift?

[Blood of Tyrants]

Yep, she loves herself so much that she can’t love anyone else. At least there isn’t a kid to screw up.

[over3Owithabrain]

There is a very coarse suggestion for how she can consummate this marriage.

There is, but I can't quite put my finger on it..

[over3Owithabrain]

Her sex tape is a selfie

[Verbosus]

I thought that was the line of the month myself.
Great work, Slings.