I identify as a Martian-Clingon.
But if I said that out loud, people would know I was delusional and should rightly have me evaluated to ensure I am not a threat to myself or others. The same is true for women who think they are men and the attorneys who try to claim that they are normal.
I have publicly proclaimed myself amphibian, here, and no one seems to care.
Let your freak flag fly!
;D