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These are the times that try men's souls.
In the course of our nation's history,
the people of Boston have rallied Bravely whenever the rights of men have been threatened.
Today, a new crisis has arisen.

The Massachussets Republican Party,
Better known as the M.R.P.,
Is attempting to destroy the career of a citizen of Boston
By exposing the lies she has told to unfairly game the system
Citizens, hear me out! This could happen to you!

Well, let me tell you of the story of a liar named Lizzie and her tragic and fateful ways.
She lied she was a minority, a maiden of the Cherokee, and wants to be President of the USA

Well, did she ever repent? No, she'll never repent and her fate is still unlearned.
What a pity! (Poor ole Lizzie.)
She'll be shamed forever on the streets of Boston.
She's the Lib who never did learn.

Lizzie lied about her heritage, she lied about her license, but she still made the people pay
When she got caught the people told her "No more lying!" but Lying Lizzie couldn't change her ways

Now, all night long Lizzie talks on the TV crying, "What will become of me?!!
How can I afford to find my Cherokee Grandma if you people don't vote for me?"

Lizzie still goes down to the Square in Cambridge every day at quarter past two
She jumps up on her soapbox and spins her stories as the Harvard crowd comes rumblin' through.

Now, you citizens of Boston, don't you think it's a scandal how the Republicans have told the truth?
Fight the Bitter Clingers - Vote for Lizzie Warren! Get poor Lying Lizzie off to Washington, DC!

Or she'll be shamed forever on the streets of Boston.
She's the Lib who never did learn.
She's the Lib who never did learn.