[WayneS]

She needs to have someone read the definition of nuance to her.

[Jack Hydrazine]

John eFfing Kerry can read the definition to her. He knows all about nuance.

[Liz]

THIS JUST IN: While drinking a green smoothie, and watching videos of the Jordanian pilot's ordeal, Marie Harf discerned that ISIS immolaters don't "feel good" about themselves.

Marie is determined to show that the US State Dept has a "Heart of Gold."

So Marie is gift-wrapping monogrammed Zippo lighters to send to the Islamic State.

Marie is attaching State Dept happy-face gift tags to each one.