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Man rolls in dog waste to try avoiding arrest; plan fails
Monterey Herald ^
| 03/11/15
Posted on 03/11/2015 5:24:32 PM PDT by artichokegrower
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To: artichokegrower
Probably the perfect plan for some situation...just not that one.
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
03/11/2015 6:37:26 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(It's better to die free than live as a slave)
To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Most arrestees are just *full* of ****.
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posted on
03/11/2015 6:42:38 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Heaven (I'm Already There)" - http://youtu.be/Eh_eGF3xvmw)
To: Yardstick
I’m having trouble coming up with more than 2 or 3 times in my life where that would have been a good plan much less a ‘perfect’ one.
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posted on
03/11/2015 6:46:31 PM PDT
by
posterchild
(It takes a politician to declare a settled science.)
To: artichokegrower
Bet he was popular with the other drunks in the drunk tank.
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posted on
03/11/2015 6:47:37 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
To: artichokegrower
Lol I think he just proved he was drunk by what he did.
Btw, your name is making me hungry. I looooooove artichokes....
To: Slings and Arrows
The only recollection I have of anything similar involved the beach, a shout of “tequila for everyone”, and the San Diego jail.
Don’t recall anything about dog poo though.
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posted on
03/11/2015 6:50:18 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Whenever I find myself in a conundrum, I ask myself: What would Elvis do?)
To: artichokegrower
He couldn't see me!
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posted on
03/11/2015 6:52:40 PM PDT
by
Teacher317
(We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
03/11/2015 7:02:19 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Let's put the ship of state on Cruz Control with Ted Cruz.)
To: tumblindice
LOL!
I thought it was “mompitous”.
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posted on
03/11/2015 7:03:33 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Let's put the ship of state on Cruz Control with Ted Cruz.)
To: artichokegrower
From the headline I was wondering whether the story might be about Michael Moore, but then it occurred to me that Michael Moore probably rolls around in dog waste all the time just for fun, so he probably wouldn’t do it simply to avoid arrest.
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posted on
03/11/2015 7:24:06 PM PDT
by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
To: glock rocks
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posted on
03/11/2015 7:38:07 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Heaven (I'm Already There)" - http://youtu.be/Eh_eGF3xvmw)
To: artichokegrower
Just don’t think I could do that without heaving... I’ve had the lawnmower air brush a strip across the tops of my shoes and socks before....
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posted on
03/11/2015 7:57:30 PM PDT
by
Quickgun
(I got here kicking,screaming and covered in someone else's blood. I can go out that way if I have to)
To: artichokegrower
Just Taze him and keep tazing him until the paramedics arrive.
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posted on
03/11/2015 8:06:29 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(Saying that ISIL is not Islamic is like saying Obama is not an Idiot.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Some people wonder why so many people get mistreated by the cops. God help me, but I see stories like this and wonder why more aren’t.
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posted on
03/12/2015 12:21:58 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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