Maurice Franklin III ? (the turd)
Some people call him the poop cowboy,
Some call him the gangster of skat.
Some people call him Maurice,
`cause he speaks, of the pompitous of crap.
He’s a pooper, he’s a scooper,
He’s a midnite S*** Trooper ...
This is silly. Stop it. Stop it right now! `Pompitous’?
LOL!
I thought it was “mompitous”.