[Lonesome in Massachussets]

If Vince Foster had a gun, he’d be alive today.

[Blue Jays]

Oh, stop it now!
You mean otherwise happy people don't suddenly commit suicide by putting a pistol behind their ear and firing in a weird trajectory? [/sarc]

[Fresh Wind]

I’ll give Vince credit for being a neat and tidy person, though. After he blew his brains out, he carefully wiped any blood and fingerprints off the gun.