[Zuben Elgenubi]

Fire up them sanctions, boys!

[gaijin]

Projecting weakness, big time.

Wow.

[Diogenesis]

Poor, poor Monsieur Kerry.

So many secrets of the US and allies to give up.
So much weapon tech to xfer to Iran for the next Holocaust.
So much to concede on, to lead to nuclear attack on America.
And sooooo little time.

[chris37]

The devils of America are sure desperate to make a deal with the devils of Iran, aren’t they?

[palmer]

He’ll just continue until Tel Aviv has a mushroom cloud over it.

[a fool in paradise]

He just realized the optics of finalizing an agreement on April Fool’s Day.

[1Old Pro]

WHat’s he staying for, he can’t windsurf it’s too cold.

[Chad_the_Impaler]

You have failed, John Kerry. It is Congress’s turn.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Iran is going to get everything they want..they already came out yesterday and said that wiping Israel off the map is something they won’t negotiate on in which Obama said “Hey we are in agreement here” Iran is playing Obama and his goons like a fiddle because they know that this Administration absolutely despises the existence of Israel

[Cyman]

Keep him. Have no need for him or his ilk

[1Old Pro]

What is Kerry going to do in two years? He cannot live without attention.

[McGruff]

Desperate people do desperate things.

[The Cajun]

I'll bet the bastard goes through a pair of pants a day, constantly being on his knees and such.

[nesnah]

They must serve fine French wines and cheeses.

[windsorknot]

Deadlines are like Lord Jug-Ears’ “red-lines”.

[tflabo]

If Lurch signs it tomorrow he can be a Judas to America in symbol-like fashion.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Maybe he’ll just stay there...

[aegiscg47]

I think I read somewhere that he may be the only foreign minister still at the talks. Most, if not all of the others have left thinking that their underlings can handle things and if there's some kind of breakthrough they'll fly back. It appears as if most countries in attendance have given up except for the U.S., who are making fools of themselves trying to get Iran to take a deal.

[sphinx]

At this point they are probably negotiating how many survivors the U.S. will be allowed to take after Iran nukes Tel Aviv. Iran is pushing for zero, as the ayatollahs want to shoot them, but Kerry is holding out for the right to get a few Obama bundlers out.

[N. Theknow]

Of course Kerry is staying.

His motto: Damn the consequences! I have not yet begun to surrender!

Surely he does not wish to return and have to face the Iranian POTUS Valerie Jarrett without a Capitulation Proclamation.