Martha Stewart went to prison for being tricked into saying something that wasn't true. And the brave man who nailed her parlayed that into his gig as FBI chief.
And when Janet Reno dies, flags will fly at half mast. It's good to be a bureaucrat.
And let's not forget Patrick Fitzgerald, the worm who prosecuted Scooter Libby, who is now a partner at Skadden Arps.
He belongs in jail, having gone after Libby in a fit of pique when Libby refused to frame his boss Dick Cheney, long after it was well known that there was no reason for Fitzgerald's special prosecutor gig in the first place.