[dfwgator]

18, 19, and 20-year-old Hawaiians need not worry. Everyone knows that it is real easy to produce a fake birth certificate in Hawaii.

Or license.

[1FreeAmerican]

A kid who used to work for me got pulled over while driving on the Mainland (was a little to heavy on the gas pedal). He handed the cop his HI DL and the first thing the cop say’s is - “son - this better not say McLovin on it”.