[MeshugeMikey]

why not leave it blank..and make the “document” out of material that can easily be written on and changed as frequently as the user wishes to “change”... it’s “gender “?

[afraidfortherepublic]

They can play all the games they want with this, but DNA doesn’t change.

[conservativejoy]

Good thing they got that changed before the Obamas move back. I think they both qualify.

[Da Coyote]

War is peace, black is white, men are women.

So goes life in Liberarika.

Until the great revolt of 2020.

When progressives became vermin food.

[stylin_geek]

Next, the law of gravity will be examined. Since the implementation of the law of gravity, many people have been killed so, lawmakers will explore ways to enhance the safety of or perhaps repeal the law of gravity.

The above has been a public announcement to keep our constituents informed of the various issues currently under study by our busy lawmakers.

Thank you and please vote!

[dp0622]

I WANT TO CHANGE MY SPECIES!!!! I’M A LONGTAILED YELLOWBELLIED SAPSUCKER!!!! or whatever Norton said he saw.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

And as a steel guitarist, I wanted to retire to Hawaii! But they seem crazy!

[Proud2BeRight]

We learned a few years ago that Hawaii birth certificates are worthless anyway.

[DiogenesLamp]

Hawaii bill for birth certificate gender change passes

So is Obama gonna get his updated to reflect his status as "World Class P****"?

[Jack Hammer]

I’m a horse and I want to enter the Kentucky Derby - why can’t I get my birth certificate to say so...?

[MaxMax]

So All you normal people can Go-To-Hell, we're shoving sodomy up your ass and there's
not a damn thing you can do about it.,., HAHAHAHA! Screw you!!!

[ChicagahAl]

...change their gender on their birth certificates.

I want to change the date on my birth certificate. I am actually 25 years younger than I actually am.

Then I can get a job that I am currently too old for.

What you just read probably makes more sense than being able to change the gender on your birth certificate. YMMV.

[fwdude]

Well, I want to change my birthday, since that is how I identify. Make it 20 years later, and put it in September, because that’s when the weather is the nicest here.

[9thLife]

The Will to Power.

[5thGenTexan]

Ready for Obama’s post-presidential life change.

[spintreebob]

I you can change you HI birth certificate for other reasons, why not this one?

[SpaceBar]

Hawaii has lots of experience fabricating vital records.

[Clintonfatigued]

Our nation faces more debt than any other nation in world history, is losing allies and losing ground to foreign enemies, and the Hawaii legislature can think of nothing better to do on the taxpayers’ salaries than this?

[Salman]

Never mind the Hawaiian gender change.

What about a change of birthplace? :)

[This I Wonder32460]

Your birth certificate should contain information that is factual at the time of your birth.