I used to work in an “Olde Time Photo” shop at the beach. I could stick a fat chick in a ‘saloon girl’ dress, pose her just so, and make her look like one red-hot mama.
They say the camera doesn’t lie.
I say ‘horsefeathers!’
The camera is the most mendacious bastard on the planet.
I need you to photograph me! Just don’t make me look like Bruce.