One cold, dark winter night (there are no other kind there), he was refueling a plane and emptying the potty tank when the air force captain thought he was taking a little too long and told him to pick up the pace or there would be consequences.
He replied "I'm standing out here where it is -45 with an even worse windchill emptying $h*+ out of your plane and refueling you. Just what kind of worse assignment do you have in mind?"
That’s funny.
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That sounds all too familiar.