So put it in tankers, sail it through the Panama Canal to refineries in Texas and Louisiana and charge California a premium to get it back. Double the charge for Santa Barbara County destinations.
Nah! The cheaper and easier solution is to ship the crude to China, where they may refine it unrestricted by the pesky folks in Santa Barbara and the EPA... Then they can send it back to us by the containership loads in the form of prepackaged fake plastic novelty dogshit that lines all the shelves of all the aisles at all the Wal*Mart's across the continent.
Don't believe me? Read the Obamatrade bill.