[Oldeconomybuyer]

[ETL]

Not if you get kicked hard enough in them.

[GraceG]

If having nuts is vital to long life then why is bohner and mitch still around, or do they mean “going nuts” helps people live longer lives, prime example Harry Reid and John McCain???

[Wpin]

Science catching up to the Bible...it is a beautiful thing...

http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Bible-Verses-About-Seeds/

[Parmy]

Apparently, if the Dutch survive not being aborted, they can live longer by eating nuts. Doesn’t help the fetuses, though.

[gov_bean_ counter]

OMG, Ron and Rand are going to live to be 200...

[Snickering Hound]

[Red Badger]

So I guess that’s why squirrels live so long?................

[minnesota_bound]

I eat so many cashews that squirrels follow me around everywhere... : )

[Buckeye McFrog]

Best...singles....bar....pickup....line....EVER!!!!!

[Pollster1]

Poor Bruce Jenner. He’s about to subject himself to an early death.

[Organic Panic]

WHICH NUTS?

.....Come on. It’s a slow hanging softball

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

All of a sudden, the words “turn your head and cough” come to mind.

[JLS]

According to this site:

http://www.medicine.ox.ac.uk/bandolier/booth/Risk/dyingage.html

the chance of a British person dying by age 40 is something like 1/10000 or 0.0001. Does eating nuts regularly change it to 0.000077?

[Does so]

My diet had been amply supplemented by peanuts and nuts, and then I suffered several kidney stone attacks. The kidney stone diet is very restrictive, and prohibits seeds, nuts, some fruits, and many vegetables. :(

[3boysdad]

And an Aggie study reveals that 80% of all people who live die.