[Old Sarge]

Long, long time ago, I had some pagan faggot who tried to convince me “Oh, ALL the Vikings were gay...”

I spat in his fake mead.

[redgolum]

I ran into that a time or two.

As someone of Finnish/Norwegian stock, I laughed until I realized they were serious.
After that I a bit less polite.

[Bluewater2015]

“You wouldn’t have gone on any of our voyages. We were all dead butch.”

“mmmm ... that’s not what I’ve heard.”