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To: morphing libertarian
I married my cat

Was she old enough to legally consent? How did she sign the license?

You, sir, are an undocumented pedozoophile!

< /s >

8 posted on 07/03/2015 6:33:50 AM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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To: ZOOKER

We were first in line in city hall after the USSC ruling. I brought her water bowl. Paw print accepted by curt order. Now I’m wondering if I can marry her litter or should I abort or should we put up for adoption. Her mother wants her to leave me and take the litter box and her bed by the back door. Life is a mess.


11 posted on 07/03/2015 9:11:13 AM PDT by morphing libertarian (defund Obama care and amnesty. Impeach for Benghazi and IRS and fast and furious.)
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