[Red Badger]

I’d bake them a cake.
But I’d ‘forget’ some ingredients.....................like sugar....................

[Sacajaweau]

I’d add some ingredients...

[rey]

Forget sugar? Gluten free would be bad enough.

My 7 year old girl grabbed some gluten free brownies that our neighbor left on the door step. She started to eat them and then warned me that the construction men nearby were trying to poison us and not to eat the brownies.

[Mr Apple]

I agree with Red Badger. I too would bake the two queers a cake.
However, the cake I'd bake for the two queers would have 'Congratulations Queers' on the top.
This way, the Kleins will have fulfilled the order. Simple as that. Case closed.

[Squantos]

ExLax chocolate frosting...... it’s the sh*t’s !!

Anywhere plain folk can send money to the cake bakers defense fund ?

[WayneS]

I’ve heard that an equal quantity of Ex-Lax can replace the sugar and no one could tell the difference...

;-)

[unixfox]

I’d bake them a cake.

But I’d ‘forget’ some ingredients.....................like sugar....................

I would include a few extra. Spit, dog poo, cat puke, rat turds, all the good stuff.

[tacticalogic]

But I’d ‘forget’ some ingredients.....................like sugar....................

Substitute green persimmons.

[Personal Responsibility]

A sign above the register that says “All proceeds from gay wedding events to be donated directly to the Ted Cruz for President fund in the name of the “married” couple”. Would probably do the trick.