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To: BenLurkin
Never killed off moles — but if it’s anything like killing gophers, I’ve got a couple ideas.

"Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."

4 posted on 07/21/2015 1:50:20 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Absolutely. He’s my mentor, and taught me well.

Will always remember his parting words of wisdom: “Gunga galunga, gunga gunga lagunga.”


6 posted on 07/21/2015 2:07:59 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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