Destroy your phone while looking angry and stuff.
That will show people you're a tough guy like me.
0. no need to destroy the phone in the first place, check
1. ten year old plus cell phone, check
2. phone that obviously wasn’t Lindsey’s day to day phone, check
3. a plot Lindsay couldn’t have thought up in decades, check
4. Lindsay as the poor common man, check
5. Lindsay saying all this was for the vets, check
Lindsey leads a checkered existence...
Well, ok, or whatever.
Destroy your phone while looking angry and stuff.
That will show people you're a tough guy like me.