[mykroar]

4. LINDSEY GRAHAM: Sometimes I think nobody likes Lindsey but me – and judging by his poll numbers, that’s probably close to right. But he has a wonderful sense of humor and really gets it on foreign policy. (Okay, I’m a hawk…. See, I admit my biases.) Also, he was the first candidate to speak with real intensity and conviction and, not coincidentally, was the first to mention Hillary Clinton. When Republicans actually attack the Democrats, your ears perk up. It should happen more often. Grade: A- to B+.

Bahahahahahaha.

[massgopguy]

I appreciate a good Bridge “pun” now and then.

[dowcaet]

The only reason Goober is running is not because he wants to be president (he knows he can’t win), but he wants to impress one of these other candidates, who he thinks will be the next president, to be the next Secretary of Defense.

[kabar]

The author must be gay as well.