[Oatka]

How would one say that in Spanish, so that Jeb can understand it?

I plugged "metrosxual purse dog" into the Bing translator and got this:
perro bolsa de metrosexual

Then I posted that to translate it back to English and got this:
dog bag of metrosexual

Pretty accurate either way. :-) :-)

[Starboard]

LOL! Good stuff.

Purse dog = yapping Yeb. ;)