[Old Sarge]

“You will experience a slight tingling sensation then DEATH.”

“Side effects include DEATH.”

“Drinking this product along with any meal could result in DEATH.”

This reads like one of those late-night pill infomercials.

[Celtic Conservative]

That first line was a quote from “let’s kill Hitler” wasn’t it?
A Fellow Whovian, I see.

CC

[dware]

This reads like one of those late-night pill infomercials.

You forgot the greasy diarrhea that goes with it.