Was it this one?
Posted on 08/23/2015 7:14:55 AM PDT by PROCON
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ummmmmm, can I see those directions again, please?...
Sued? I doubt it. The Obungler will see that they face war crimes trials in The Hague by next week. After all, in the Obungler's eyes, taking this terrorist to the dirt, was a crime against humanity. How dare they take down one of the Obungler's kinsman? They must be made to pay. I don't really need a sarcasm tag, do I?
Now granted, that defense isn't likely to get him far in a French court, but it's every bit as logical as the one being proposed.
When I travel I carry a packet of bacon bits...
Over at the Daily Mail UK (what a great news site!), several commenters pointed out that the claimed “robbery” is a cover story that the jihadis are trained to use if they are caught.
Jean Valjean redux. Oh, the injustice!
Was it this one?
The adversarial role of attorneys is inherently corrupt. It should be to uncover truth, lies, and assist in reaching an appropriate verdict. Lying through one's teeth for money is uninspiring. Bravo to the American heroes who saved lives.
That’s it, I’m gonna start packing bacon for such a thing.
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He just had the crap beat out of him!
two large Marines had just pounded the heck out of my noggin. ....Please, please. One hero was a Army Reservist and another was an Airman. Quit with the Marine crap. Stick to the story.
8 spare mags and the one in the weapon plus a handgun and a box cutter. Overkill for a train robbery. He’s lucky all he got was an Alabama azz kicking.
This news conference was OUTSTANDING and what a bunch of extremely brave, humble and gracious young men. It was an incredibly proud moment.
Well, it was first reported, ON FR, that they were Marines, complete with many “OohRahs”. - Story keeps changing by the hour. NOW the jihadist has lawyered up and she has a brilliant slant on it. (It *could* involve some “trans” twists & turns. - Oh. . and don’t lecture Twinkie! She gets enough of that crap! - Daddy was WWII Army; so get outta my face!!)
I like that quite a bit. It should creep into the douchebag lawyer's defense.
My client was just a young and exuberant bon vivant trying to start a conga line.
"Aloha Snackbar!"
"Free bullets for everyone!"
"Party! Party!"
which network?
Bacon Bits? Those wouldn’t last with us. We would just mindlessly toss them on our salad before we thought. No; the can of potted pork & lard is better for me. I’d have to stop a second & think before I pulled the thingy on top. -
Oh! And the thingy can double as a sort of knife of sorts. I usually manage to cut my own finger on it; but I don’t mind dipping my hand in the can & dipping out the canned hog inside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gZMcRjVXc
Never thought I'd say this about an official working under 0dungheap, but this Ambassador did a beautiful job introducing these American heroes.
“If he was hungry he could have sold the AK, the handgun, and the ammunition.”
True, good job! You just destroyed that line of defense in one sentence.
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