I wouldn't go that far. Although I hate to admit to it (since it would expose my male perspective sexism) --- the hysterical ladies could maybe stand a good & thorough *boinking* to help get their minds right. [8^')
In this one school, put the science teacher in charge of evaluating security threats, though...
Yours is a more rational and proportional approach.
But. I’d like to hear the hysterical educrats scream in pain for all of the damage they’re causing.