[Objective Scrutator]

Sex, sex, sex
That’s all the Democrats think about
To them, the greatest hex
On conceiving children is simply pulling out
If you do forget to pull out
You can simply say,
“I’ll kill the little lout
And afterwards go gay”

[Mr. Jeeves]

Sex, sex, sex That’s all the Democrats think about

To be precise, that's all they want us to think about so we don't notice their hands in our pockets. Bread and Circuses, circa 2015.