Hillary and Bill Clinton apologized for selling America's Top-Top-Secret missile and weapon designs to China at such a low price.
"We are very sorry that we did not get a much higher price for the valuable military designs they we sold to China.
At the time we thought our price was all they would pay but we now know we could have charged them much, much more."
Bad deals like this are just one of the many reasons we left the White House dirt poor.
We thought we would be filthy rich but it turned out that we were just filthy."