Trump offers to rebuild the UN saying the present building would be torn down and a magnificent edifice would be built in it’s place for the guardians of the world. They accept as they know they deserve the best and Trump promised them the best.
They would decamp to Brussels while the UN building was torn down then oops gosh darn, Donald Trump announces budget cuts and cannot build that new edifice for them.
The new building will have to wait.... he suggest the guardians of the world start leasing their digs long term in Brussels. Trump plants some grass and trees where the UN once stood and announces a new park for all.
Heh, I love it. Thanks for giving me something pleasant to dream about.
Sounds like a plan.
thats better than the current...”plan”