the exact number: Not nearly enough or an arsenal, depending on your definition.
type: Mass casualty fully automatic assault nerf guns, pea shooters, and a funnelator.
distribution: Where you least expect it, expect it!
who owns them: Not me. Mine were lost in a tragic ________ accident.
where people got them: I gots mine from a dude at the State Fair at his “Gun Show Loophole” booth.
how and where they’re stored: Buried under the compost pile behind the chicken pen. Sorry about the mess, BATFU.
track use of gun safety courses: I came, I napped, I got the card.
Well done.