[OldSmaj]

I keep a little slice of Oscar Mayer rolled up in my pocket, just for such occurrences.

Haven't had to use it yet, but I have a lot of dogs following me around.

Mooselimbs don't like them, either.

[Covenantor]

I keep a little slice of Oscar Mayer rolled up in my pocket, just for such occurrences.

As a former Boy Scout I'm always prepared.

For administering road side last rites, this is the handiest

[matt1234]

I keep a little slice of Oscar Mayer rolled up in my pocket, just for such occurrences.

I see product potential here. Instead of Lunchables, you could call them Damnables.