ask her how many jobs she exported to China when she ran HP in the ground.
“Hello? Ms. Fiorina? Yes, every time I try to print, a light flashes and says ‘PC Load Letter’. Can you tell me Ms. Fiorina, what the heck does ‘PC Load Letter’ mean?”
Hi Carly, I work for you here in Phoenix...
Yo Carly, You’re so hot...
Hi Carly, this is Beth from Tuscon. We met last spring...
Carly, is that you? I can’t believe I’m actually taking to you!
Ms Fiorina, you are such a breath of fresh air...
Carly, I was laid off by H.P. back in 1999 and I can’t believe I get to vote for you.
Carly, Estoy un immigrante ilegal. Gracias por tu apoyo.
Carly, We are so lucky to have you in the race.
Carly...
Oh the huge manatees...
“Hello, I’d like a large pepperoni... What?... Oh, sorry.”
That voice....That face...
TV news seems to be moving away from her now....that didnt last long.
Dag nab it. I have a belly button lint cleaning scheduled at that same time.